...that can be rearranged to make other words or phrases
There's something about being able to make something topical out of a person's name. My best effort of recent times was Osama Bin Laden - "Lob da man in sea!", on the day he died. That one proved very popular and led to it going bonkers on the web, much to my chagrin at the time as it was by and large uncredited. You can read the full story here http://bit.ly/HSzS3x. Anyway, feel free to enjoy some of the anagrams on the list below. They were all designed to be relevant to the story the person was featured in rather than just a funny anagram like 'Adolf Hitler' - "Fart? Do I hell!", which, whilst being childishly amusing, is nothing else. The ones below try to have a relevance to the subject matter involved.
A 2015 ELECTION SPECIAL - ANAGRAMS OF "CONSERVATIVE MANIFESTO"
I wrote one a day in the run up to the 2015 General Election. It was a sort of quiet protest against the possibility of another five years of Tory rule:
No VAT rise? Fine vote scam
Connives (fear motivates)
Insane motives over fact
A fiasco over investment
Some overactive infants
Reactive oaf in mess on tv
More of Satan’s invective
Me? I con naive voters, fast
Even if starvation comes
Eton’s cronies - fame via Tv
Innate fascist. Move over
No facts, no merit, evasive
A motive? Voters' finances
Meanie’s ‘voice farts’ on tv
Evasive Cameron’s not fit
Is a vote for Manic Events
A moon face. Is it tv nerves?
Even more fat cat visions
A vote for intensive scam
Finest caviar’s on me. Vote!!!
I’m a fascist, never vote no!!!!
As ever, I invent facts. Moo!
I can't vote for naïve mess
Envision fat cats Remove
I often scam naive voters
Naïve tit’s farces. Move on!
I note massive farce on tv
Eton Massive care (if on tv)
SOME OTHER TOPICAL/HAVE BEEN IN THE NEWS TYPE ANAGRAMS
The Daily Mail editor "Paul Michael Dacre" = "I'm a cheap, cruel lad"
An anagram of 'Tulisa Contostavios' reads like I imagine her wish list for a top night out to be - 'Vino; class A toot; lust'
"Timothy Stephen Kenneth Yeo" - "The money he kept? Tiny! Honest!
Talksport's Adrian Durham - 'Sharp radio man talks turd'
'Social recruiting' = 'It is cruel. No cigar!'
'Christopher Murray Paul Huhne'. A line from a frustrated cellmate maybe? "Hurry, soap her up in lather chum"
Theresa Mary May = 'Hate mars my year'....following the Abu Qatada debacle
The Olympic slogan, 'Inspire a Generation', is it just a cunning government anagram- "Pension age, I retrain"?
Liberal Democrat Party = 'Prim actor betrayed all'. The actor, of course, being Nick Clegg
Alan Davies = 'A lad's Naive' (following his faux pas over Hillsborough)
Samantha Brick = 'Rank Sam a bitch'. This one came about as a result of Ms Brick claiming in a press article that women hate her because she's beautiful.
Social media guru = 'A ludicrous image'. Self-explanatory in the world we live in where people are giving themselves such titles.
Search Engine Optimisation ='I cash in on toting eerie spam'. Another one aimed at revealing the truth beneath the hype.
April Fools Day = 'Sadly poor, fail!' - true most years.
Francis Aylmer Maude' = 'My mad fuel scare I ran'. This one after the Minister scared the country into panic buying petrol
Francis Aylmer Maude = 'Fuel I made ran my cars' - a variation on a theme
Stacey Solomon = 'Moose only acts' - OK, not my best!
Sinead O'Connor = 'No one can do sir' - following her 3rd divorce
John George Terry = "HT - orgy, jeer negro" - after he was accused of racial abuse of a fellow player
'Association of Teachers and Lecturers' = 'Hordes censure coalition fat cat arses'
Glastonbury Festival - this one could be a review of a solo performer's set... 'Lively songs, but a fart'
New Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri = Hail a war! I am zany!
Ryan Giggs Marriage = I arrange grimy gags
Spanish Cucumber = super basic munch
Osborne's aspiration nation = "A snootiness. Anti-poor brain" or "Satan's brain erosion potion"
Dennis Skinner = 'sink nine nerds' ( the nerds being Cameron, Clegg, Osborne, Hague, Clarke, Fox, Gove, Cable & Huhne)
Human Rights = Migrants? Huh!
British Gas = 'Shit bag sir?'
'Rock star social media guru = 'A smug liar, I read out crocks'
Adam Werrity = 'A tawdry mire'
Doctor Liam Fox = 'Coax. Flirt. Doom'
Fox resignation = 'Erasing of Toxin'
Thought Leader = "Altogether.......duh!'
A very apt anagram of the Tory Party Conference slogan "For hardworking people" is "Er, we'd hang poor folk. RIP!"
Mitt Romney = 'Not my remit'.
An anagram of 'stateswoman' = 'one mass twat'
Iain Duncan Smith? = "Hi! I'm a c**t and sin!"
'Cardinals vote for a new pope' = "Vatican: prefer no low paedos"
Osama Bin Laden = Lob da man in sea
Gideon Osborne = 'Go soon, inbreed' - wishful thinking more than anything else
Gideon Osborne's budget = 'So in debt, buggered soon' - imagines what many in the country must have said after his latest budget
Talent Communities = 'Cannot meet stimuli' - another one that turns a buzz phrase into a reality
David William Donald Cameron = 'Vain clod on a wild mare - dim lad' - this one followed the Rebekah Brooks horse story
Historian David Starkey = 'A kinda shit Tory Adviser' - It just fits really, after seeing him on Question Time
Rebekah Brooks = 'horse kebab r ok' - see above
Happy Valentines Day = 'Pay heavily, pants end' - yet another annual one
Fabio Capello = 'I capable fool' - The former England Manager seemed to be just that
Neil Warnock = 'Acorn Winkle'. He's often referred to as Colin Wanker but I found this one equally demeaning
Sir Fred Goodwin - 'Did wrong so fire! - after he lost his knighthood recently
Nicholas William Peter Clegg = 'No cash price gig, will meet all' - followed the revelation that the Tories charge £250k to meet Cameron.
Antony Worrall Thompson = 'Normally ran to town shop' - after the chef was caught shoplifting and driving off in his car.
It's Christmas Eve = 'I stress - chav time' - another annual theme
'National Union of Teachers', it's all part of the 'Tories Annual Finance Hoot'
'Colonel Muammar Gaddafi', Libyan Press will run anagram as headline: 'Local madman - A form guide'
Scottish Tories give up = "Posh tits give out cries"
Prince Andrew Trade Envoy = 'Cretin warned nervy paedo'
Michael Andrew Gove = 'Evil man caged whore'
Michael Andrew Gove MP - 'Aw! Give comma nerd help'
Jeremy Clarkson = 'Me no sly car jerk'
Imogen Mary Thomas, this one just in from Mrs Giggs.... "My man + a right moose"
SOME WIMBLEDON TENNIS SPECIFIC ANAGRAMS:
Wimbledon's Feliciano Lopez has a lovely g/f. Coincidentally, his anagram's something Murray might say... 'Nice floozie pal!'
Venus and Serena Williams 'animal serves land us a win'
The Wimbledon Championships - Lob, chip, smash, win, net, dip, home!
Marcos Baghdatis - Bad shot, I am scrag!
Elena Baltacha= 'Ball, net, ace! A-ha!'
Sandra Klemenschits - 'Risk seen, lands match
Christopher Kas = 'rash shot picker'
Francesca Schiavone = 'Can serve. Coach is fan'
Travis Rettenmaier = 'Errant serve. I'm a tit'
Heather Watson = 'Woe at net. Harsh!'
Nuria Llagostera Vives = 'A serve is out. All raving!
Samantha Stosur = 'A smash out, rants!'
You can almost hear the Russian tennis player Vitalia Diatchenko say 'I avoid chalk, I at net!'
Wimbledon's Daniela Hantuchova = Launch. Avoid net. A-ha!
Lleyton Hewitt = 'To welly it then'
Tamarine Tanasugarn a bit of a commentary here = Ran, trauma, nets again!
Flavia Pennetta, another topical one = 'Naive flap at net'